The Groom

A short snippet about the groom.

John Kenneth Murphy (Big hoss man) was born in Buttsville, West Virginia, and spent much of his childhood in Appalachia. He was raised by racoons for 9 years, non-consecutively. Due to a false diagnosis of diabetes during his freshman year of undergrad at the College of William & Mary, he joined the French Navy, and endured several years serving a pirate overlord after he was captured in the Bay of Bengal in 2015. Following his escape in late 2017, he met Hollan in a club, and has been selling smelling salts ever since.